Hardest I've Laughed In A Month

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Sex affects your mood.

Just A Random Thought

By Far The Funniest Cartoon I've Ever Seen

Hopefully this can stay up a while.

Top Ten Movie Rape Scenes

You seriously have a mental problem if you actually clicked with hopes of seeing a list. You sick fuck. I'm very disappointed in you. As is Homer. We all are. Zip up your pants and go talk to a friend. You, sir or madame, need help. Does anyone really think such scenes are needed in movies anyway? Last House On The Left was my breaking point. Almost walked out. It doesn't make the movie. It doesn't add anything to it. It is a waste of film and time. And that is my two cents.

Happy Steak and a Blowjob Day!

Like the title says, Steak and a Blowjob Day. I really don't think I need to explain this one. Click on the website for a semi-work friendly explanation.

Next Great Holiday

Steak And A Blowjob Day. Yep, that's what I said. Some of you know about it, most don't. It is the man's unofficial response to Valentine's Day. I could explain it, but then you would't feel the need to click the link. So you should do that. Click it. Learn something new and celebrate it like Hallmark made ornaments for it. March 14th. Cook and blow.