Liquor and Money

Oh, liquor and money. Two of the four greatest things on Earth (the other two being the vagina and a chick with no gag reflex, of course). But why does it cost so much money nowadays to enjoy your liquor? Granted, I have ALOT of liquor at home. But who wants to drink by themselves? It still doesn't make alot of sense to go out and pay $4-5 a shot (plus tip) for something that cost me a dollar a shot at the liquor store. You figure $20-25 a fifth of something good (I'm not a desperate college student, so I do drink decent stuff) and there's roughly twenty shots in a fifth. Yay! I can do math! Yet my tabs are ranging from $25-45 a trip. I'm also a sucker for buying rounds of drinks, which doesn't help at all. I did some thinking, just now. What does the bar have that my place doesn't? Three things: a) room b) pool tables c) girls I haven't seen naked. (C) is because most (not all) girls that are in my apartment I've seen naked at some point in time, whether they know I have or not. So I guess those are decent reasons to spend so much at the bar. Still doesn't seem right for some reason. Oh well, moving on. I know what you girls are thinking. "It's ok for me. I don't have to pay for my drinks. I just put the twins on display and my night is free." Sure, you got that going for you, but you're hit on by every guy in the bar. That's like me saying I can get into a strip club for free, but I get the three ugly strippers always offering me a lap dance (piece of advice: never sit by an aisle). Its not really a fair trade. So you get your free drinks. You'll see me paying for mine and NOT being bothered by dirty old men. Bar-hags on the other hand....... Moral of the story is: we need more house parties. But not at my place. I'm not volunteering or anything. My place can only fit me and two, maybe three other girls. So there goes that. I'll still be your drinking buddy though.