Party days

What does your party day say about you? Monday Guy- You have a part-time job or you love football. Stop going out and go get a job! Girl- Mondays are your roughest days at work. Probably on a date. Tuesday Guy- You're desprate to run into that girl from Saturday night. Girl- You've had two days to recover. You're back at full party stregnth. Wednesday (Hump Day) Guy- You're trying to hump something. Girl- Likewise, except you're looking to get humped. Thurday (Ladies Night) Guy- You are out strictly to get laid. Knowing the women will out number the men this night keeps you ahead of the game. Girl- You love attention. Women drink free, pay no cover, and hourly thong contests make you glad you shaved your legs this morning. Friday Guy- You like'em young. You enjoy 18+ "bars" and 18+ girls. Plus, you just got paid. Girl- You are too hot to worry about the young competition, or you are young yourself. Saturday Guy- You're a grown man and you're ready for some grown-up fun. Girl- You enjoy seeing the same people every week. Especially if you saw someone hot the week before. Sunday Guy- You are a fan of a bad football team and now you have nothing to cheer about but drunk women. Girl- You are single and you need a man for the night.