Yay for bad luck

This was my day....... Me and some friends were planning to see a movie. About 7:20 or so. I head up at 7:00. I have this thing about always being early. As I get on to highway 18 and start to accelerate, my speedometer is going in the wrong direction. I'm gunning it and the damn thing was set to slow-motion. So here I am, in the fucking middle of the gotdamn freeway (fast lane). I was also about 100 feet into the road. So I can see the waves and waves of pissed of drivers speeding in my direction. Its fuckin pouring outside, dark, and people can't see me because my battery is dying. That means my flashers were dimmer than shit, windshield wipers stopped wiping, and the heater stopped heating. Since these drivers can't see me that well, they're barreling in my direction only to swerve out of the way at the last second. I'm stranded. I called my stepdad/mom's boyfriend/friend to help me out b/c he has a big van with a hitch, oh, but he's coming from Bothell. I'm stranded and fucked. I was there waiting for a car accident for 15-20 minutes before a tow truck came in to get me out of the road. I jump in his cab to see his trailer-trashed-out wife/girlfriend smacking Juicy Fruit. He insists he's only taking me to the nearest gas station before he asked me the scariest question I've ever heard. "What is this ride worth to you?" I'm stranded and fucked and REALLY fucked. I assume he didn't want my man-virginity b/c of his girl, so I dug in my pocket and took out about 9 dollars. "It's what I got." It worked. He dropped me off right when my help showed up. Then I proceeded to get towed by a rope, in the rain, w/o headlights or flashers, dragging 2 and a half feet behind a huge van. So I hit a curb or two. My bumber got tapped a few times. Not too bad. I ended up missing the movie and the alcohol. It's ok. I downloaded the movie last night and I'm pounding shots while watching it tonight (w/o the pounding of shots anyway). Now I need a taxi till my car's done. I need to just ride my bike and be happy. Shout-out to Cropley Automotive for the great service. Great guy. All of you should take your cars there for maintenance and what have you.