How to have a somewhat popular MySpace page

First, for the ladies.... The first thing a girl needs to have a popular MySpace page is a playful nickname. Like "something girl" or "Miss something", or reference alcohol in some way like, "Miss whiskey girl". That will make people curious about you. Combine that with a profile picture that is a professional model shot or a party pic. The Model Shot will make people want to see more of you and The Party Pic (preferably with some friends) will lead people to think you're a party girl. Either way is both fun and harmless. Plus, the Model pic will make you more attractive even if you're not. You really shouldn't care either way though. While we're talking about pictures, you need a few obligitory pictures. The Model shot and the Party pic I already mentioned. You need a Drunk Pic to show how much fun you are. This is different from the Party pic because the Drunk pic is something you wouldn't want your parents to see. You have to be either holding a beer or doing a shot of some kind with a caption saying something like, "My (insert number here) drink/shot of the night" or "Can you tell I'm drunk" or something girly like that. That will keep people coming back in hopes of updated Drunk pics. And besides, drunk pictures are always fun. You need The BFF (best friends forever/best fucking friend) pic. Every girl has that type of friend. If you don't, it's because she just slept with your boyfriend. This shows that you're not a loner or that you have at least one hot friend. Hot friends are very important to have a popular page, but I'll explain that later. The Mirror Pic is a favorite. Every girl has a picture of themself taking a picture of themself in a mirror. Usually with a camera phone or something. Not very creative, but it gets the job done. Finally the most important picture, the Slutty pic. Not slutty-bad, but slutty-hot (yes, those are two completely different things). The Slutty Pic(s) have to show either some sort of cleavage (doesn't matter how big, guys love them all) and/or your ass poking out. Your ass can be in tight jeans, sweatpants, shorts, or a dress. It really doesn't matter. Although when its poking out, you get bonus points for turning your head and looking at the camera. The more slutty pics, the better, but try to limit to 3. Don't know why, just sounds like a good number. I'd advise against any naked or sexual pics unless you wanna attract alot of weird people. But feel free to email them to me, you know, because I'm not weird or anything. Next you need at least one blog telling a little about your last night out. Can't tell it all though. At the end, say something like, "You had to be there to know ALL the fun." Accompany that with a customized background of something girly. Probably some pink, purple, or some sort of pastel color. Something cute that other girls will comment on. Your interests and the about me section aren't important because no one really reads them. A survey is really cliche, unless its that new naughty survey I'm starting to see more of. But if your answers are hot, thats always a plus. The most crucial thing you have to do is have hot friends. In your top eight, you need at least 4, but as many as all 8, hot/really hot friends. Then people will not only view your page, but also go through you to see them, and vice versa. You may wanna stick one mildly attractive girl in there to keep it real. You gotta keep it real. If they're all cute, people won't think they're your actual friends. We'd all like to think you all party together every so often. Plus, if you're not gonna give us the time of day, your friend might. Now for the guys.... Have hot girls on your friends list! That's all.