My Annual Super Bowl Livejournal

**2007 Side note: This was on my MySpace blog last year, so I decided to import it here and give it it's original date.** Since I had to work during the big game, I figured I would make good use of my time and write down my thoughts as I watch it. So now I will turn on the game.... 3:15 John Madden is really letting himself go. 3:30 I hate pre-game gimmicks. The last 40 MVPs was an ok idea, untill all but 10 were booed for no reason. And who the hell is Dr. Jon? And why is he playing piano beside a has-been like Aaron Neville? 3:45 Brown and Bubbly? Who let Bobby and Whitney in the Super Bowl? 4:15 Amber beer makes girls play tackle football. Good to know. Early front runner for favorite commercial. 4:30 Steelers miss the endzone for the first time. 4:33 Another flag on the play. This game is starting out with more flags than the color guard. 4:35 Steelers may score, but first a word from our sponsers. 4:36 GoDaddy.com needs a new ad campaign. The Posiedon remake just may suck. Think the budget of Titanic and the creativity of a Will Ferrell movie. 4:40 Big Ben scores the first TD. Betters in Vegas win big on the 14:1 odds for that bet. I miss out on the 100:1 odds for no TDs. 4:50 Seattle collectively enhales, TD catch is no good, Seattle collectively has a stroke. 4:55 Halftime. What else is on? News, sitcom reruns, and the movie Road Trip. These networks obviously know what they're up against. 5:10 How crazy would it be if Mick Jagger had a heart attack on live, national television? And how cool is it to be paid to jump around and pretend that the Rolling Stones are still cool? I mean, c'mon, those fans are still listening to their iPods during the concert. And someone tell Mick that belly shirts are for slutty pop stars......wait, nevermind. George Bush is somewhere thinking, "If more old people were rock stars, my Social Security plan may actually work. I gotta tell Dick this." Personally, I miss Janet's titty. 5:20 ABC continues to whore out their own shows. Some obese chick got conned for something appearantly. More details at 11. 5:25 Its good to see Michael Irvin at halftime. Even though he got dicked in the Hall Of Fame voting this week. And I guess someone will be going to DisneyWorld? 5:30 I would definitely fuck Michelle Tafoya before Suzy Kolber. 75 yard TD run for the Steelers while the league MVP sits on his hands. MVP? He's not even the best on his own team. He's the football version of Kobe Bryant two years ago, minus the rape anyway. 5:40 Dropped pass. Sound familiar? Missed field goal. Deja Vu? 5:45 Why does Fabio have a better ad than Budweiser? New frontrunner for best commercial. 5:50 The bus has no time to pick up kids today, but he still stops every 5 yards for the hell of it. Also, we now know where Hummers come from. Well, besides very generous women. 5:55 Seahawks show a spark with an INT 5:57 Seahawks show a flame with a TD. 6:00 Note to self: Only thing funnier than monkeys are jackasses. Anthony Hopkins has played a cannibal, a Scottish guy, a Black guy (mixed I guess), and now an Indian (the fastest they say). 6:25 Is that a chicken bone? No, that's Seattle choking on pressure. Not a chicken bone. 6:30 This must be the gadget play everyone keeps referring to. 6:33 I officially say the Mastercard/McGyver ad is the Best. Commercial. Ever. What he cannot do, I'll never know. 6:35 Hasselbeck fumbles. They are now printing t-shirts in Pittsburgh. 6:36 Fumble called back, t-shirt production on hold. 6:40 Hasselbeck sacked. T-shirts pumping out at record speeds. 6:45-7:45 Alot of meaningless football. Alot of meaningless commercials. 7:50 I'm calling it. Yes, I'm calling it. Time-Of-Death 7:50:15. MVP- The Terrible Towel. There were shitloads of them. I realized some things during this game: Shaun Alexander won't comeback. He'll blame the loss on the lack of his touches. We all know you're bald Hasselbeck. Lose the hats. Cowher looks pissed even when he wins the Super Bowl. Jerome Bettis is still good, but out of shape. Heinz Ward is a MONSTER! Seattle's O-Line is the real deal. Steelers covered the spread, and them some. My car is safe from being tipped over in the non-riots we are currently having. The lose is offically being blamed on the influx of Steeler fans in Detroit. And most recently by my friends, shitty refs. Sore losers. This was a great game reguardless. In closing, I'm hungry. I'ma go eat now. Any thoughts on the game??