Let me Donkey Punch you, and I'll love you forever

Not seriously. That's some disturbing shit. The point is......I secretly want my own personal whore for a girlfriend/wife. Let me take that back. I want a woman who is strong and independant, but understands who I am. Who understands I need to be selfish and ignorant sometimes and etc. Kinda like the wife of a mob boss (I've been watching alot of The Sopranos lately, so bare with me). She is there for me to be my partner in life and all, and when she finds out I've been with someone else (not that I would), she just raids my wallet. Sure I'll catch some shit, but as long as I don't wake up with a gun in my face Goodfellas-style, we'll both by happy in the end. I'm a good man, she should forgive. As long as other's don't know about it. No one likes to be embarassed in front of their friends. I'm not condoning cheating on someone. That makes you a bad person. There should just be a little extra give-and-take. Don't get me wrong, I'm not speaking from experience or anything. Nor will I impose this on the next woman in my life. But it should be like this, to an extent. She'll be well taken care of and treated like the queen that she will be. This is all while the king is out with the jacks and aces (I know nothing about royalty obviously) ravishing the wenches and maidens. I always wanted to use the word 'ravishing', now I have. It doesn't have to be all about sex either. It's just about whatever I want. Secretly, I'm a selfish guy. Is it wrong to want to be happy? I've always said that I do whatever I want and its her job to like it or not. And I'm honest about whatever I do, good or bad. I learned to keep that thought to myself now. The last girl I told that kinda took it the wrong way. No shit, huh. Every relationship I've been in, however, I've always treated the girl/woman like she was the only one in the world (if you disagree, keep it to yourself so my little speech doesn't get discredited), mainly because she treats me like the only man in the world. Or at least I'd like to think so, on both accounts actually. This blog should not be used against me in some future arguement with former or future girlfriends. For entertainment purposes only. All rights reserved, whatever that means.