Teenagers and buttsex...

I read this thing on the internet the other day about the rise in sex among teenagers. I see this headline every year because, well, teenagers have more sex these days than in my day. As well as I did than, say, the 80's. So it's nothing new. The fun part of the article wasn't the amount of sex these kids are having, but the kinds of sex they're having. Here's what I mean... More and more girls are giving their counterparts oral sex now. Which is great, if you ask me. There should be more oral sex in the world. There should be a fucking class requirement for it. Its GRAND in this case because that's less and less teenage pregnancies occuring. "Good" girls can preserve their virginity by taking a guy behind the bleachers and bruising the knees. I was lucky enough to see this trend flourish when I was in high school, and even junior high. The easy girls of the school would take guys in the bathroom on dares or what have you. It was a good time to be a guy. Nowadays its become as common as kissing (I can't wait til these girls turn 18). Bill O'Reily wants to blame rap music, which I find hilarious. Does that mean if there was no hip-hop, there would be no head? I would like to think country music would step up and make it popular. If girls are giving blowjobs because 50 Cent likes blowjobs, then that's their own problem. The moral of the story: Girls are learning early how important the blowjob is, and I applaud our schools for it. Makes me happy to vote for those school levies. My taxes are going to a good cause. Girls in high school are having anal sex now, too. I thought the only kids doing that were either gay, abused, or on the football team. When I was in high school I would have never thought to put it in a girl's ass. I'm still not really into it. I'd rather ride the Crimson Tide over the Hershey Highway any day (except for Monday, that's anal day). I had this friend when I was a senior who felt the need to tell me her boyfriend likes her third input. For a few months after that, I could only laugh when I saw her. Once again though, less and less dumbasses are reproducing. I'm happy about that. Although, isn't convincing a girl to do it half the fun? If these high school girls are prefering the back door, they're taking away from the adventure. Its gotta be funny to see 6-7 girls in first period sitting funny or walking funny to school because she had a little 'rear entry' before school.. I swear, if I date an 18 or 19 year old that says she's a virgin.....but has had anal sex with 5 guys, I can't be held responsible for what I say to her. But it will be extremely funny/demeaning. Butt-sex does not keep you a virgin, but it does make you fun to be around. All in all, its gross to think of teenagers having sex. Now that I'm older anyway. The last time I was happy that a 15 year old loves to give blowjobs, I was 16.......ok, 17. I just hope these girls can stick to it into their early to mid-twenties. If only gangbangs were popular, that would be a news story. It was popular to pass a girl around, but the all-at-once train never really caught on. They do have these 'rainbow parties' though. These sound fun....and contagious (in an STD kind of way). Girls who do this are truely pioneers and have a bright future in porn or office management. Something to think about: Will the vagina ever come back in style? Or will it fade away like the handjob?