'Tis my favorite time of the year

I love springtime. for many reasons, really. it's just a great time to be alive. everyone has their own reasons for loving specific seasons. winter for snow and......snow-type stuff. fall for football and the leaves and what have you. summer for the lack of school and the heat. i love springtime more than the rest, and here's why: the sun is finally here. i AM not a big fan of being cold. coldness is over-rated. i like being able to go outside to check the mail in a wife-beater and boxers, even though i usually wear sweatpants. the sun just feels good. most importantly, cleavage makes its first appearance of the year. my focus tend to shift in the spring to the chest, as opposed to the ass. in the winter girls will wear sleeves or jackets or whatever, but still wear the tight pants that command my focus. girls are in such a rush for attention, they've been buying skimpy clothes since february. not quite warm enough for the little pleated skirts that i like to see, although some brave the cool breezes. i applaud them for that. they are the true heroes of america (not really). the nba playoffs are underway. basketball is, by far, my favorite sport. i love playoff time because there is four games a day, back-to-back-to...you get the point, from the time i get off to the time i should be sleep. i never have to leave the couch. i get really into it too. there's alot of yelling, clapping, calling Kobe a rapist, and so on. from the end of april to the end of june, eveywhere i go better have the game on somewhere. and finally.... springtime is the time for new love, even if you're already with someone. this is the time of year when women tend cheat on their boyfriends. i enjoy taking advantage of that. it makes me smile....in my pants. its REALLY all about me is what i'm saying. i'm not saying all women cheat, but when they do, its usually in the spring. they choose not to wander when its cold because they are constantly at home and they need someone to be there with them, along with their insecurities about the winter-weight they just put on. in the springtime, they can finally leave the house comfortably and have some out-and-about fun. its a part of nature or something that everyone's extra horny this time of year. probably due to the influx of skin showing or the endorphins the government add to the drinking water (you know, more sex-to-more babies-to-more workers-to-more soldiers, its a conspiracy). the moral of the story is (b/c there's always a moral).....i like basketball, sun, and half-naked women. no shit? that, and i'm extremely BORED.