Etiquette for Nakedness Expectations

Something occurred to me this past weekend. Some people just don't understand how things in life work anymore. Parents can't teach their kids everything, and the schools get yelled at for not following the lesson plan. I guess most things can be chalked up to life experience, but how much of life do you have to experience before you learn the simple things that make society run smoothly? Its up to people like me to teach the world one lesson at a time. In continuing with my lessons of etiquette, I present the ten laws for the etiquette of nakedness expectations. When I say nakedness, I mostly mean the revealing of any sexual body part and the fun that is involved with it. Hopefully this will clear up any future confusion between harmless flirting and a potential hook-up. Appearantly, some women are unaware and I'm here to enlighten them. I. If a woman comes to a man's place after closing out the bar, and it's not for an after-party; it should be known that there will be some sort of nakedness expected. II. If a woman is invited over to a man's home to watch a movie, but without indication of what movie specifically, it should be known that nakedness is expected to be an ending result. III. If, at a party, a woman is taken upstairs by a man on a 'tour' of the home that ends with the bedroom, it should be known that there will be an expected attempt at nakedness at the conclusion of the tour. IV. If a woman is involved in a drunken conversation about her breasts, it should be known that eventual nakedness is expected of her for a visual aid. V. If, in any social event involving alcohol, a woman removes articles of clothing, it should be known that nakedness is expected of her best friend also. VI. If, at a party, someone brings out a video camera, it should be known that for any girl being shot for more than five minutes, some sort of nakedness is expected of her. Then, of course, her best friend as well. VII. If, for any reason, a pornographic movie is being played for a group of people without objection, it should be known that nakedness is expected from the women for comparison purposes. VIII. If a drinking game breaks out at a party, it should be known that it will eventually become a stripping game where guaranteed nakedness is expected. IX. If a woman allows a man to grab at any part of her body repeatedly, then it should be known that nakedness of said body part is expected in the near future. And most importantly... X. If nakedness is insinuated/promised at some point during the day/night, it should be known that nakedness is not only expected, but lack thereof is considered a dealbreaker. I hope these laws will prevent future 'misunderstandings' for everyone, including myself.