Does your tattoo suck?

I value my own opinion a lot. When I say that, I mostly mean I believe I’m right all the time. With that being said, here’s what I think about tattoos. Mostly. How to tell if your tattoo sucks. · If it can be construed in any way as gay, and you are not gay, your an idiot and your tattoo sucks. · If you got at a tattoo from a parlor inside the mall, your tattoo probably sucks. · If the artist shook his head repeatedly throughout the whole sitting, your tattoo sucks. · If the artist said, “Are you sure?”, your tattoo might suck. · If you have a matching tattoo with a former friend, your tattoo sucks. · If you picked the only tattoo you have off the wall in the parlor, your tattoo sucks. · If your only tattoo is one bearing a boyfriend/girlfriend’s name, your tattoo sucks. · If your tattoo is a verse from a rap song that wasn’t done by Tupac, your tattoo sucks. · If you have even an ounce of self-doubt about your new tattoo, your tattoo probably sucks. · If your tattoo is of a ball from a sport you don’t play professionally, your tattoo sucks. · If your only tattoo is a matching tattoo from a celebrity you never had sex with, you tattoo sucks. · If your tattoo is fairly straightforward and yet no one can tell what the fuck it is, you tattoo sucks. · If a teenager did your tattoo in his parent’s garage, you possibly have hepatitis and your tattoo probably sucks. · If your tattoo makes a beautiful body part (such as your tits, vagina, stomach for women and whatever girls like about men) suddenly ugly, your tattoo sucks. · If you are female and have a tattoo on the small of your back involving a butterfly or some swirly shit or a combination thereof, you're unoriginal and your tattoo really sucks. · If you got an Ozzy Osborne tattoo when The Osbornes TV show was big, your tattoo sucks. · If you have a tattoo of an idol of yours that has since been accused of a serious crime (O.J., Michael Jackson, Kobe, etc), your tattoo now sucks. · If your tattoo is of an advertisement that paid less than a million dollars, I hope you invested it because your tattoo sucks. · If you have this tattoo or most any tattoo found on this site and this site, your tattoo really, really sucks. How to tell if your tattoo rocks. · If you got your tattoo in prison, your tattoo rocks. · If your tattoo was done at a casino in Vegas, your tattoo rocks. · If numerous people from the opposite sex ask to lick your tattoo, your tattoo rocks. · If you have to explain the complication of your tattoo, your tattoo rocks. · If your tattoo is of my name (and you are female), I love you and your tattoo rocks. · If you are female and have a tattoo on the small of your back, and it is not of a butterfly or some swirly shit, your tattoo rocks. · If your tattoo is truly one-of-a-kind (meaning you designed it yourself), your tattoo rocks. · If your tattoo covers up an old tattoo, your new tattoo probably rocks. · If your tattoo looks gay, and you are openly gay, its gross but your tattoo might rock. · If you got an Ozzy Osborne tattoo back when Black Sabbath was big, your tattoo most certainly rocks. · If you got a quote by Tupac tattooed on your body after he died, your tattoo rocks. · If your tattoo has some hidden meaning that you don’t care to discuss, your tattoo probably rocks. · If your tattoo is of an idol of yours that was accused of a serious crime before you got the tattoo, your tattoo probably rocks. · If your tattoo is of an advertisement that paid at least a million dollars, enjoy your new house and new car because your tattoo rocks no matter how ugly it is. And finally, if you thought up your tattoo the very day you got it, your tattoo either really rocks or really sucks. There is no middle ground, but you have huge balls either way.