Every joy in life has its downside

Feel free to add your own in the comment section Sleeping Naked → Getting a mosquito bite on your ass Having crazy, steamy sex → This question: “Remember me? We hooked up 9 months ago.” Catching a good movie → The $9 popcorn and $7 water A hot, July day → Having sweaty balls A quiet night with your girlfriend → This question: “So, where is this going?” Accomplishing something big at work → No one cares Hooking up with a hot girl you met at the bar → Having to drive her back to her car Getting a big pay raise → FICA Watching the Super Bowl → The always disappointing halftime show Partying Friday night → Waking up early Monday morning Sleeping in Sunday morning → Waking up early Monday morning Having a memorable weekend → Waking up early Monday morning (It’s the exact opposite to any great part of the week.) Getting drunk → Getting a hangover Enjoying a day at the beach → Seeing the old guys in their Speedos Finally losing your virginity → This question: "Is that it?" Masturbating → That guilty feeling afterwards Receiving a free bag of weed → Having to share it Receiving oral sex → Reciprocating (actually, I take that back) Game Seven in any sports finals series → It's the last game of the season Getting ten hours of sleep → Realizing you missed breakfast A great, Adam Sandler movie (oxymoron?) → Rob Schneider is probably in it Sunday Nights on HBO (Entourage, The Sopranos) → I don’t have HBO Winning a game → Eventually losing A new Sopranos season → Episodes 2-9 (where nothing ever happens) When the new Jordans come out → Paying $200 to be ‘cool’ When a new Tupac album drops → Suge Knight makes money Your first car → Your first jump start (we can’t all have our parents buy our first car) Hooking up with the hottest girl in school → Going to jail (because you’re 27) Having a night of drunken greatness → Not remembering said greatness Drinking a cold glass of lemonade on a hot day → Lemonade always makes you more thirsty Receiving birthday cards in the mail → Realizing they don’t come with money inside anymore Passing out after great sex → Trying to avoid the wet spot Hearing from an old friend → Remembering why they're an 'old' friend Learning something new → Forgetting something old A new season of Chappelle’s Show → There’s no Dave Chappelle Getting the last piece of pizza → Eating it cold Hooking up with your best female friend → Losing your best female friend