One-dick wonders. They were young and they needed the money.

I am a man. I have viewed porn in my lifetime, it’s no secret. In the time that the Internet has invaded my home, porn has made an appearance or two on my computer screen. Ok, ok, understating aside, there is a lot of porn on the Net. Approximately 12% of the total websites on the Internet are porn, which accounts for a lot of women who have made some bad choices in their lives. Some have gone on to make a good living from it. Others, however, are just one-dick wonders. Not every porn star is necessarily a ‘star’. They can’t all be Jenna Jameson, or Tera Patrick, or -insert popular fake name here-. As I put two and two together, I realize there are a lot of women out there who probably lead normal lives and have normal families, but have one or two pornographic videos floating around the World Wide Web that they'd wish would just go away. Have you ever thought you’ve seen some of these ‘actresses’ at the mall? There's a reason for that. Or did you have a girlfriend that was all too eager with the kinky stuff? There's a reason for that also. I've always wondered what becomes of the women who decided to give up their career in porn after doing just one or two 'movies'. 2 years ago: Her name was Bobbi. She went to UCLA to study Business Administration, but could never make the grade. After flunking out, her parents stopped sending her money and suggested she find a job. She went straight to the classifieds in hopes of finding something that didn’t involve flipping burgers. That's when Jane happened to stumble upon the cliché porn ad, “Models needed. Same day pay.” and jumped on it. Long story short: She shot one video, got paid, felt cheap, swore to never do it again, then did it again, felt cheaper. Now: Her real name is Jane. Jane has never looked back. She still resides in California, as opposed to moving back in with her parents in Montana. She also, ironically, is an assistant manager at an In-N-Out Burger. Flipping burgers isn't so bad now. Every six months or so she has to play dumb when she is recognized by a customer. How do you argue with a video of some guy balls-deep in your throat on some kid’s video iPod? Wow! She looks just like me! 5 years ago: Her name was Sheerah. She thrived on drama classes in high school and even had a couple lead roles in some school plays. It was her dream to become a famous actress like her idols Hillary Swank and Meryl Streep. In following this dream, she drove out to Hollywood with nothing but a suitcase full of clothes and a phone number of an ‘agent’ she met on MySpace. Her first audition consisted of a handheld video camera, a hot apartment, the removal of clothes for ‘possible nude scene consideration,’ and a couple of shots off the face on film in exchange for money and future call backs. Sheerah tried to forget this little speed bump in her career, but she needed to pay rent and she bombed all of her auditions, so she went back for more. Now: Her real name is Sherry. With two years of community college, she is now a secretary for a successful accountant. She’s been married for three years (to a man who apparently never saw either of her two Internet videos, but has no complaints about her inherited kinky behavior) and has a two-year-old daughter. She never told anyone about her stint in porn, and probably never will. Sherry would no doubt either lose her job or become the most popular girl on the floor if one of her co-workers recognized her. She still has nightmares about her experiences with Rock Longcock and friends. Last year: Her name was Trixie. She lacked skills, talent, and imagination (hence the name), but she loved to have sex. After starring in amateur production of “I Can’t Believe I Did The Whole House: Magna Cum Louder” at a recent frat party, her video became a big hit on Greek Row. All this attention gave her the idea to get paid for doing what she did best. She emailed a popular porn site that a friend recommended and flew out to California the following month. After making guest appearances in four videos, she came to realize that it was actual work and not the fun she had once hoped. Trixie learned a valuable lesson that summer: Bukkake is not for beginners. Now: Her real name is Betty. She works at a clothing store in the mall during the day and goes to school at night. She’s still has to ignore snickers from her classmates at night and reluctantly confirms suspicions to the male customers during the day. She’s not ashamed, but she wished she picked a less popular web site to be a part of. She's still slutty, but now she does it strictly for the fans. None of this is actually true, but it could be. If that is you in one of these picutres, please don't sue me. I have no money.