Everybody got kids

I realized the other day that almost all of my female friends from high school and junior high have kids. Some two or three. Maybe it is in the water. If that were to ever be the headline in a newspaper, the stock of Aquafina would go through the roof. The way I see it, unplanned pregnancies are just another reason to take it in the face. Where you put it after that is up to you. And really, is it that hard to take a pill once a day? Its like ecstasy, but smaller. Speaking of, it always makes me wonder how a pill-popper can get pregnant. You pop pills everyday anyway, might as well throw a daily in there too. They have the shot. Girls who shoot up can't tell me they are afraid of needles. If they had birth control that you could smoke, that would be something. Not that there's anything wrong with having kids at a younger age, but weren’t the women of my generation supposed to be career minded and have children in their thirties. That's what all Primetime Live and 20/20 specials were telling me years ago. I find it funny these women (ages 22-25) are young mothers, considering how crazy and out of control I remember them just 5-6 years ago. It’s all for the best, I guess. No one wants to be an old mom/dad. I know I don't. I had originally planned to have a kid before I'm thirty. Then I see all my friends that are that age and I think, "There is no way I can be responsible for another life when I'm thirty." I still might want to have on though. If its a boy, I'll still be in good enough shape to play sports with him. If its a girl, I'll still be in good enough shape to beat on her boyfriends. You just can't flash a shotgun to these kids anymore. You have to be able to grab them by their throat and say, "There will be no fucking tonight! You hear me?" I can't really do that at 50+. Or maybe I will. I dunno. God, don't let me have a daughter. Another thing. Even though alot of my female friends from school have kids, none of my guy friends do...that I know of...or they know of. Did all these girls from my childhood fuck the same guy?