The funniest moments in my favorite movies.

This, of couse, is all according to me. Don't analyze my picks, just laugh along with me. The Waterboy This is the first DVD I've ever owned. If I've learned one thing from this movie, it's that I shouldn't smoke crack...or talk about a retard's mom. The 40 Year-Old Virgin It was between this and the, "You know how I know you're gay?" I laughed harder at this, so I conclude its better. Middle Eastern guys are hilarious. Why are we bombing them again? Fuck it, it's a tie. You know how I know you're gay? When you masturbate to porn, you pause it on the guy's 'O' face. Wedding Crashers This makes the list because I was the only one in the theatre to laugh at the "just the tip" reference. Who hasn't played just the tip? Am I the only sleazy guy in Washington who's thrown out this line? Granted, I was a freshman in high school, but you'd be surprised who goes for it. Then again, you might not be. Old School This song will never be sang correctly at a bar ever again. I fuckin' need you mooooorrre than EVER!! Office Space I had another clip before, but YouTube took it off. I think this one is funnier anyway. "I really never liked paying bills. I don't think I'ma do that either." Bad Santa I have never laughed so hard in a movie theatre in my entire life when I saw this paticular scene. Midgets falling over should be the premise of a new FOX reality show. They fall over like bowling pins...drunk, bowling pins. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back It's all about Moris Day and the motherfuckin' Time! My jungle love South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Most Absurd. Song. Ever. Half Baked Danny Tanner sucks dick for coke. Does Uncle Jessie know? Mercy. and a classic... Clerks My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! In a row?