I Googled myself today

I do this from time to time. You never know who puts your picture on the Internet or writes something about you in their blog or whatever. I do the same to past girlfriends, checking if they’re doing porn yet (you'd be surprised) or received the Noble Prize for smartiness or something. When searching my name, I found this. It came after some guy with my name’s own website bearing my name and a bunch of other sites about wine tasting and what have you. This particular web page I found funny and interesting. Imagine my surprise when I came upon a slutty poem written about me or someone with the same name as me. The writer's name actually sounds vaguely familiar. It is more than likely some coincidence, but I still got kinda giddy reading it. You all should Google your name and see what kind of nonsense will pop up.