FedEx is bullshit

I ordered something online about a month and a half ago. After a month (last week) of not recieving it, I contacted the website. I just assumed they sucked at their job and neglected to send me my shit. Instead, I was told that I should have recieved the package 3 days after I ordered. In fact, their records showed there was a delivery. "No shit?" I checked the Fedex website to track my order and, sure enough, it had a confirmation. Was the address correct? Yes Was it on the formentioned day? Yes Was I home? No Was it taken to the apartment office? No Was it left on the fucking doorstep? Yes I would think that it's common knowledge to not leave a package on any doorstep, let alone an apartment one. UPS don't play that shit, so why should FedEx? Pissed because I really needed this item for my laptop, I sent this exact message to the store's website in response to them telling me I should already have it: Hi -lady's name-, I'm sorry. The geniuses at FedEx decided to leave my package on the doorstep...in an apartment complex! It was probably traded for a vial of crack or something. That's life, I guess. Needless to say, I had my replacement package sent overnight and delivered at nine in the morning. I didn't appreciate the wakeup call, but I got my shit, so all is well.