I like girls who like girls...who like girls

I'm sure everyone agrees with me when I say that (as a whole) women are the most beautiful creatures on Earth. And bunnies. Women and bunnies. So I can completely understand the whole lesbian thing. Everyone loves women. How can you not? Actually, I consider it to be unnatural for a woman to not be into other women. Its a crime against nature. Just like white Christmas trees. All women are bisexual, its just that simple. You have the girls that kiss each other for 'attention'. You have the girls who comment on other women, saying things like, "She has great tits." or "I wish I had her ass." All great things. Its that Freudian type of thing they really need to pay attention to, and then act on. They just suppress their true feelings because of society or their religion. Liking men and women all of a sudden makes you 'dirty' or 'slutty' or something. The hardcore religious ones won't ever admit to being turned on by other women, not even to themselves. Whatever. All that suppressed sexual energy will eventually give you a nasty ulcer. In a perfect world, every woman would have a husband/boyfriend and a mistress on the side. There's benefits on both sides of that fence. I mean, seriously, who can please a woman better than another woman? Sadly, there's nothing a man can do to a woman physically (when it comes to sex, anyway) that a woman can't do to another woman. Shit, its how I learned to eat...properly. Well, its how I learned to do it better anyway. I suggest if you aren't as talented, ask or watch a lesbian. You'll learn something very valuable that day. Plus, its really entertaining. So to all those women who still claim that women don't do it for them, stop lying to yourself. Try it a few times with your best friend, most of you have anyway. Daddy won't think any less of you. Your mom may, but she's just battling her own demons. She'll never tell you she used to munch in college.