To be a wingman

This is a great commercial. Even though Coors Light does weird things to my rectum stomach. Not unlike my neighborhood dominatrix tap water. No one is as under appreciated as the wingman. He is an important part to anyone's game that isn't strong enough to survive on its own. Yet, the wingman always goes home with the lesser girl or even no one at all. The wingman's primary job is to make his friend seem like a normal guy. If said friend has little-to-no personality, then the wingman is there to create conversation and atmosphere. If the friend is a little boring, then the wingman makes him seem less creepy by sharing some stories about the fun times they've had. Basically, the wingman is the one on the actual date, he just isn't getting anything at the end of the night other than a good buzz and possibly a DUI. It sucks, sure, but you gotta help your friends out. Unfortunatley the favor is never returned because the wingman has enough game to go around. He needs almost no help. In the instance of an double date, the wingman's primary job is to keep his friend from being cockblocked by his date's tag-along friend. The tag-along's sole mission in life is to make sure her friend is only having as much fun as she is herself. That's where the wingman comes in. He has to keep the tag-along occupied and entertained while his friend goes in for the kill. The tag-along may not be the nicest woman on Earth or the most fun, and she is never as cute as your friend's date, but it is his duty to make her feel like it. The wingman may not even get any action himself, but he knows this going in. A plus to being the wingman is he is not required to ever call the girl afterwards. But he may if she is deemed worthy, or if his friend still needs help. Just like a girl with no gag reflex, a good wingman should never be taken for granted. A good friend does not subject his wingman to a really unattractive girl. If anyone is 'jumping on the gernade' or 'taking one for the team', it should purely be on a volunteer basis. Also, the friend should have the common courtesy to ask the wingman's permission to use him on a given night. No one wants to wing'it every night, let alone wing'it unexpectedly. In a perfect world, the wingman would get more perks. He would be able to fuck the girl first, before his friend does. He would have his tab covered by the house as they pay him respect. The entire establishment would cheer him as he heads out to his car at closing time. He would even recieve a blowjob from the waitress in appreciation of a job well done. He would enjoy his work and he would do it more often. Come to find out, the world isn't perfect. I hope this has cleared some things up for everybody. For a less funny, less educational explanation, see Wikipedia's entry or read about the wingwoman.