Why its wrong for me to go to an 18+ club.

I tend to 'date' younger women. Legal, but younger. I find it more and more difficult to find places to go out at night with them in tow. Alot of them say, "I wanna go dancing!" which just won't work for me. I know its the biggest aphrodisiac and I know its, like, hours of foreplay, blah blah blah. I refuse to go to an underage club. Reason #1. I'm too old. My being there is the equalivent of that 40 year old guy at the regular club. No one wants to be the 'old guy' at the club. Reason #2. Regular people go out to a club to have some drinks and get a little loose on the floor. Underagers get drunk before they go out, then just sit around telling everyone how drunk they are. Reason #3. I bump into someone at the 21+ spot, I apologize, we laugh, and then we go about our way. I bump into someone at the 18+ spot and I gotta go back to my trunk and grab my gun because his basketball shoes that he wore out may be ruined. Reason #4. At a regular club, 18-20 year olds sneak in. At an underage joint, 15-17 year olds sneak in. I'd be damned if I take home a 16 year old. Reason #5. I enjoy a mixed drink from time to time. At a club, I expect them to water them down. At an underage spot, I just get tap-watered down water. Reason #6. Pulling out of the parking lot is a bitch. Parking lot pimpin' brings out a whole new meaning. Plus, there's a good chance everyone's mother is waiting outside to pick them up. Reason #7. Women go out to clubs to have fun with their friends and feel sexy. Girls go to clubs to dance and beat bitches up. Reason #8. At a regular club, there are 0.75 guys to every girl. At an underage joint, there are no guys to any girl because they're all standing on the fucking wall. Reason #9. Underage clubs only last until someone burns it down or the police shut it down. Regular clubs....wait, nevermind. Reason #10. It just is.