Her 'magic' number pt. 2
| A few weeks ago I posted a mathematical equation that gives you an acceptable number of men that a woman could have fornicated with before dating you. Now let's take our experiment a step further. Take that number, make the following additions or subtractions, then make a range of two under and two over and you will have about what her magic number actually is. Hopefully it won't differ too much from the original. Keep in mind if she is an unusually slutty girl or an honest virgin, this will not work. Did you fuck her on the first date? add 4 Was she single as a freshman in college? add 2 Sorority? add 2 Does she initiate sex? yes- add 1, no- subtract 3 Is she really smart? subtract 2 Is she close with her family? subtract 3 Older sisters? add 2 Older brothers? subtract 2 Parties three or more times a week? add 3 Doesn't ever party on her birthday? subtract 5 Played sports in school? Subtract 2 Can she deep throat? add 4 Been to more than one high school? Subtract 1 Blonde? add 1 Religiously watches reality TV? subtract 3 Lived in the same house for the majority of her life? add 1 Lives away from her parents (only applies if <23) add 3 Has alot of guy friends (that you assume she's never slept with) subtract 4 Does she wear a one-piece bathing suit? subtract 3 For every shot of whiskey she can handle in a night, add .3 For every prom date that wasn't a boyfriend, add 1 Add a guy for every 2 inches above the middle of her thigh that her skirts usually hit or subtract a guy for every 2 inches below the knees. Using our example girl from last week, we've estimated that she's been with close to twelve guys. Now that we know her a little better, we can conclude that our smart blondie, who we fucked on the first date, deep throating, long shirt wearing, sporty, baby of the family who doesn't live with her parents and never went to college has been with fifteen to nineteen guys. Hmmm, I think I hear wedding bells. If you came up with a number under 2, assume she's been with three guys. If you came up with a really big number, it may not be accurate, but saying 25 is like saying 35 or 45. Once it gets that high, the actual number is meaningless. For any women who read this: It is not a bad thing to be promiscuous. Sex is a part of life and don't let anyone tell you different. With that in mind, your man doesn't wanna know exactly how slutty you were/are. If he asks, give him an idea or a range to work with, nothing exact. "More than ten, but less than twenty." If he insists on something exact, let him have it. If he's mature he'll accept whatever you tell him or dump you outright. Real men don't belittle their women for how much sex they've had. JUST DON'T LIE Labels: Sex |









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Sally thinks ... (1/03/2007 3:42 PM) :
leave a commentSlutty girls are just fun, somehow. Some of my best friends are slutty, and I have no problem with the free drinks and attention that comes with said sluttiness :)