Her 'magic' number

They say three is a magic number. There were three wise men, Goldielocks had three bears, the three little pigs, three trimesters in a pregnancy, three people in a threesome, the Holy Trinity, three points for a field goal, and three branches of government and so on. Oh, and don't forget death's rule of three: three minutes without air, three days without water, three weeks without food. The magic number I'm about to explain has nothing to do with any of this. Although, three in this case would be an outstanding number. I'm talking about the dreaded 'how many guys have you fucked' number. The 'magic' number. A woman's magic number is alot like your golf score. When you're amongst friends, who cares how high it is. Any other time, it's the lower, the better. It's something we really don't want to know about our girlfriend, but at the same time we have to know. It's not that we judge her or anything, but we'd like to pretend we're boldly going where hopefully no more than one person has repeatedly gone before. We'd like to pretend that she wasn't ever plowed on a regular basis by horny teenagers. Sure, that hope becomes less and less of a reality as we get older, but it's still a hope. My suggestion is to not ever ask. They're going to lie to us regardless, but even then, anything they tell us will be way too many. "I know you're forty, but TEN guys! Whore!!" After thinking about it, ten guys worth of cum is more than enough of what our girlfriends should have seen in their lifetime. Avoid this awkward conversation and use this little cheat sheet I came up with to give yourself a believable number to work with. First you need the basic numbers: her current age, when she lost her virginity, and the combined length of all of her serious relationships. Take those numbers and convert them into months. Take her (v)irginity age and subtract it from her current (a)ge, then take the combined length of her (s)erious relationships, subtract 20% of that length, and subtract that total from the resulting age. After that, multiply it all by two (default) or one (less than attractive). Divide your ending number by 12 and then round up to the nearest whole number. This is an acceptable, initial estimate for your woman. The resulting number is the number that you are unable to make a big deal about. It may be a little conservative at times, but once you really get to know your woman, you can take in to account a whole different set of variables. Call this a starting point. [2{(a-v)-(s-0.2s)}]/12 = about the maximum number of guys who have been deep inside her that you can't get mad at Yes, 'deep'. Believe in it. It's math. Example: The woman is 24. She lost her virginity at 16 and she's had two serious relationships with a combined length of 2.5 years. This means you can't get mad if she's been with up to 12 guys. Hopefully it's less than that, but you have to accept it and move on. To conclude my math lesson, I leave you with this: Unless she's an honest-to-God virgin, accept the fact that your woman has been fucked by other men. Accept it. Whether it was after her prom, at a house party, or in a random dorm room with someone watching in the next bed, she's had sex. She's been bent over before. She has probably had a few dicks in her mouth. She may even have a few pictures of it floating around. She might have only been with two other guys, but those two guys could have really turned her out...at the same time. Deal with it. Deal with it or break up. Don't whine. Late Edit: Sometimes the magic number is the least of your worries. What do you think is worse...