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Friday, October 06, 2006

The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Chronicles

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My ex had this nasty anger/jealous streak that could not be matched. She would turn it on for a few minutes and then turn it off like nothing happened. It was scary. Here’s an example:



We stopped by the Safeway to pick up a few things before heading to her place. It was an average shopping day for us. We usually had a little fun doing whatever we did and that day was no different.

As I began to unload our stuff on the conveyor belt at the cashier, I felt a little tickle at my hips. I chuckled (men don't giggle) and turned around to see a girl I knew from high school the year before. I was friends with her older sister and I shared a class with her at one time. We exchanged smiles and hellos and she went to bag our groceries. This did not make my girlfriend happy.

I go to take out my wallet when I notice out of the corner of my eye my girlfriend going to talk to our friendly bagger. I didn’t think much of it until she grabbed her arm and dragged (well, more pulled than dragged) her away from our bags to a spot closer to the door. I saw her quietly and somewhat calmly talk to this poor girl (who was a whole 5 to 7 inches taller and 25 to 30 pounds heavier than her, by the way) for a few minutes and then rejoined me as I grabbed the bags. I went to say bye to my friend only to get a meek ‘bye’ in return as she held her head down, staring at her shoes, refusing to make any eye contact with me whatsoever.

Me- What exactly did you say to her?
Her- (smiling)I pretty much told her to not ever touch my boyfriend like that. Ever. Again.
Me- Why would you do something like that? What is wrong with you?
Her- (still smiling)She should know better. I will hurt her. I bet she never does it again.
Me- That was rude. Now I have to apologize to her.
Her- (perma-smile) Umm, she won’t be talking to you anymore.

I never saw her again. I wouldn’t be surprised if my ex buried her somewhere close to Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart.

On another note, I ran across this site the other day. He knows what I'm talking about.

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