Answers to FAQ's

A few things about my page that have been asked. I'm calling this "Answers To Frequently Asked Questions". First of all, my page is better viewed on IE 5.5 and above. You should have both Firefox and Internet Explorer anyway. I do. The 'Internet Explorer' link beneath the ads on the left side of the page will take you to the IE 7 download page. I've been using it for over a year (beta until recently) and I love it. It's tons better than Firefox. Actually, it may be a rip-off of Firefox, but whatever. Above that are three ads which don't need explaining. Except for the fact that I benefit from them a little. Its not just going to those billionaire Google guys. Above my lead post is a Google search box. Same as above, except you can use that to search the web or my site if ya wanna. You'd be amazed at the amount of my posts that have the word 'blowjob' or 'drunk' in it. At the bottom of each page, there are five things to take notice of. There is a small banner where you can sign up to get email updates for my site. I update 3-4 times a week, so if you don't use your email often, this is not for you. If you check it numerous times a day like I do, maybe its for you. Under that is a button to make this blog one of your favorites on Technorati. If you don't know what that is, don't click on it. Under that is an 'Add To Any' button for your feed reader. If you know anything about RSS feeds or Google/Yahoo homepage modules, click on it. If not, don't worry about it. On the top of the right side are two links for my 'Foundations'. If you click on 'College Fund' there is a blog post explaining them. All in good fun. Most of the links on the right side are just links to prior posts, but they're grouped for easier finding. A section for my Psycho Ex stories, Lessons of Etiquette, Demotivational posters, and my Classic Posts. The only links that are not to older blogs are the ones under the title 'Sites I Visit' which I'll explain: First: T-Shirt Hell If you've never been to this T-shirt site, you must be Amish or something. They are insane. Literally. I bought one (Everyone Loves A Slutty Girl), so did my ex-girlfriend (one for her and the hubby). They also have ridiculous shirts for babies and offensive Christmas wrapping paper. Click it. Buy shit. You'll be the hit of the bar/party or something. You may even make Grandma wet herself...again. Second: GorillaMask.net Same as above. If you've never been here, you suck. Monday through Friday, this site is updated with random findings on the Web. Whether it be naked celebrities, viral videos, interesting info, or whatever. Go there, you'll love it. They are one of the sites that broke the Paris Hilton cellphone leak a while back. They have a great forum there too. I'm a member and I'm there almost everyday. Also for the locals, the owner went to WSU a few years ago. Third: Medium Entertainment Seattle resident. This guy posts every bit of news pertaining to anything Gaming related. As in Nintendo, PS3, Xbox 360, and so on. As well as TV, movies and what have you. BIG Scrubs (TV show) fan. Fourth: Land Of The Breastasaurus Her site is GRAND. I just came upon it recently. Humorous, no-holds-barred, things about her life and the things she finds funny. I like reading up on it every day or so to see what she's doing. Its good shit. Check it out Fifth: Tucker Max Whether people say he's fake or not, his stories are un-fucking-believable. Just think of mine, but actually funny. Make sure to check out the Buttsex story and the Breathalyzer story. Sixth: Mark Cuban's blog Mark Cuban is the owner of the Dallas Mavericks (if you didn't already know). His site, Blog Maverick, is full of usefull business and technology information. He is a really smart guy. His blogs get real good during the NBA season when he rants about the officials. Seventh: My other writings Last, but not least, is some other shit I have up. Call it me getting my 'emo' on. I’m taking advantage of the freeness (real word) of Blogger by posting my once book-bound collection of writings on the Internet. I still may try to publish it though. It’s just that it’s awfully time consuming and costly to do it myself, which far outweighs the small sense of accomplishment I would feel. In the end, I just want my stuff read. Two of these poems (The Rose and Fate) have been published in two books before, now I want to release the rest. I’ve had this stuff in a box for years now, with the exception of a couple new ones, and I just wanted to put it out there for the public. Maybe someone with publishing pull will see it. Maybe an ex-girlfriend will come across it. Maybe it’ll just sit there and collect cyber-dust (which is actually hard to clean), only to resurface after I die in my tragic car crash six years from now (Miss Cleo told me so...at a Burger King) and be plagerized in a horrible song by the Dixie Chicks. I wrote them when I was a teenager, roughly 15-19. I got better with age and even better during/after my relationships. I still suck though. I pretty much went off inspiration at first. Life, then, was eventful and filled with drama and never boring, so it makes for good material. Then, when life got monotonous, it became my alternative to sleeping in class during my stint in ‘higher education’. I got by in some English classes by what I wrote in my Calculus class. Maybe I should have paid attention to my Calculus instructor, seeing that my Math credit was more important. Oh well, fuck it. Like I care. Now, life is boring. So the newness of most of these is missing. Something about paying bills and working 40-50 hours a week seem to take the excitement out of life. I bet if I quit my job and became poor, life would be more entertaining. Anyway, there they are. Corny, mushy, creative, unoriginal, tear jerking, pure genius, vomit inducing, laughable, sensitive, stupid, smart, or whatever else will be going through your mind, I could care less. At least you read it. There, now stop asking questions. Wait no, keep asking. I field'em all, bitches!