Date Talk-to-English Translator

Men Women The pick up- “Would you like to go out some time?” → “I want to sleep with you.” “Sure. I’m not doing anything tomorrow.” → “I could see myself sleeping with you. I’m not doing anything tonight, but I want to seem busy. Tomorrow’s better” “Cool. I’ll call you then.” → “Thank God. I’ll call you after I think of something clever to say.” “How about we… …get a drink?” → …get drunk and fuck?” …hang out at my place and rent a movie?” → …not get drunk and still fuck?” …get something to eat?” → …get to know each other better, then fuck?” …catch a movie?” → …do the only thing I can think of to do, besides fucking?” …go dancing?” → …have 3 hours of foreplay, then fuck?” ...go to the park and have a picnic, maybe a little hike afterwards, and finally have a candlelit dinner under the stars?" →...go out of our way to show you how fuck-worthy I am?" (We're trying to fuck you would be the main bullet point here) Random conversation points- “So , what do you do?” → “How much money do you have?” “What do you do for fun?” → “This is boring. Will you always be this boring?” “Do you have to work in the morning?” → “You should stay over tonight.” “You have really pretty eyes.” → “I’m not staring at your tits” “You look great.” → “I’m not staring at your tits…honest!” “Tell me about yourself.” → “I want you to think I actually care.” “There are a lot of people here.” → “You caught me looking for anyone hotter than you.” “I have to get up early tomorrow.” "I'm tired." or "What time is it?" → “I’m not sleeping with you tonight.” “I’m starting to think we’re not fucking tonight.” End of the night- “Do you want to come in?” → “Sex. Now.” “Can I use your bathroom?” → “I wanna give you more time to think about sex.” “Do you blah blah blah blah blah?” → “Blah blah sex. Sex blah sex blah blah. Sex.” “What are you doing tomorrow?” → “I really like you.” “I’ll call you later.” → “I probably won’t call you.” “I would love to go out with you again.” → “I am considering sleeping with you.” “I’ll give it another try.”