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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

My Google Keywords

Here's a list of words or phrases that weird people have used to find my site on Google.

Nov. 16th

depression after masturbating- 3rd (there's actually a guy out there who searched that)
nice floppers- 1st (tee-hee)
buttsex- 21st
being slutty- 3rd (I'm proud of that)
goldielocks three bears- 36th (some obscure search engine but worth sharing)

Nov. 18th

longcock- 26th (I don't really know how)

Nov. 19th

psycho ex-girlfriend stories- 2nd

Nov. 21st

ruin my orgasm- 2nd (Not what I want to be known for BTW)

Nov. 27th

how to insult someone over the phone- 4th (why?)

Nov. 28th

first daddy's fuck- 1st on MSN (WTF!?!?!)

Dec. 6th

lonely milfy- 1st (I was sure I made up that word)

Dec. 7th

school is more important than boyfriend- 1st (weird)
daddy's little fuck- 8th on MSN (huh?)
ex girlfriend sites- 6th (yeah motherfucka!)
slam pig- 1st on MSN (hahahahahaha)

Dec. 9th

stationed in ansbach gay- 16th (well, there are gays in the military I guess)

Dec. 12th

my pregnant girlfriend is illegal- 4th (wow. just wow.)

Dec. 15th

ungreatness poems- 4th

Pt. 2->

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Blogger Matt Kohai thinks ... (12/26/2006 9:25 PM) : 

I still remember the time that a Google search for "first pedicure" turned up my site for someone...

 

Blogger Sally thinks ... (12/29/2006 4:48 PM) : 

I regret ever posting the words "John Holmes" on my blog for that very reason....

 

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