Dirty Christmas Songs

I'm fairly drunk right now. Here's what I can do when alcoholically handicapped.... 12 Days Of Christmas On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..... 12 hummers humming 11 pussies poppin' 10 lap dan-ceeeeesssssss 9 strippers stripping 8 moms so milfy 7 pornos playing 6 hookers hooking 5 gol-den showeeeeeerrrrrrsss 4 calling girls 3 French maids 2 ATM's And a threesome at the Double Tree Jingle Bells Running through these hoes in a broke down Chevolet down the streets we go laughing miles away (ha, ha, ha) sirens are spinning making alleys bright what fun it is, my robbing spree gonna shoot and kill all night Oh, If you tell, if you tell I'll dump you in the bay Oh what fun it is to ride on a punk-ass bitch today Oh, go to hell, go to hell what more can I say oh what fun it is to slide in a big booty girl today I was banging out this ho a threesome's what I tried and soon I had her girl licking my brown-eye (ha, ha, ha) she wanted me to spank I told her I don't mind I slapped the fuck up out that skank and came right in her eye Oh, then she fell, then she fell she was a good lay oh it burned in her eye and I laughed all day Oh, her friend smelled, her friend smelled no shower in two days I ran up in her insides while her husband was away Oh, dealers sell, go to jail they get out the next day someone please tell me why it all happens this way Oh, dirty girls, slutty girls I like'em all the same oh what fun it is to write a Christmas song so lame Silent Night silent night, girl-on-girl fight rip her top, bite her thigh poke the virgin in her eye holy shit, I think she'll cry wow that bitch was a beeeeeeeaaaaast she had some maaaaaaaanly feeeeeeeeet silent night, her pants are tight in her mouth, I will try deep throat, ball-lickin' fun tonight doggystyle, hair-pulling fun tonight sleeping after I coooooooooome pussy was beat like a druuuuuum The Dreidel Song (or something like it) I have a little dreidel it's stupid and its gay and when its dry and ready i'll just throw it away Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel you are a waste of time oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel you are no friend of mine I love a curvey body with legs I like to bend and when she is all tired my balls are on her chin Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel such a bad sex toy oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel you are hard to enjoy I like a girl that's playful who loves to dance and strip and she likes to use my dreidel to massage her clit Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel you're so wet and sticky oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel you did the job for me