Panties: The Great Debate

Which do you prefer? For my birthday post, I will share my opinions on women's undergarments. Thongs are all too common nowadays, but still popular for all ages. I'm seeing boy shorts more and more often. I guess they give you an ass when you have none. Cotton panties will always be there, but strickly as period-panties (yes, I said it). I'm still waiting for the g-string to make the jump from stripper-wear to evening-wear. They're my personal favorite. Here's my pros and cons about the numerous different ass ascenders, booty barriers, coochie covers, dunker drapery, erotic end-cutrains, fanny flossers, gam garters, hump halters (I could go all the way to 'Z', but I won't) out there. Cotton panties They're classic. You can't mess with a classic. In recent years they've gone from the cute little innocent pair with a bow in the front of the drawer, to the embarassingly 'stained' pair that's only worn when business is closed for a few days. It's a shame. There's something about innocence that is strangely erotic in a woman. Boy shorts The up-and-comers. It seems like ever since Cameron Diaz shook her little ass in Charlie's Angels wearing those little shorts, they've been popping up here and there. I'm not really a fan in most cases. The lacey ones are hot, but that's it. I'm told they give the appearance of a shapely ass when there isn't one. Call it a wonderbra for ya ass. Thongs They were invented to make pantylines disappear. Now every female between the ages of 14 and 50 owns at least a week's worth of these things. A horrible song has spawned from them, contests are held in their honor, and Abercrombie says our little girls should wear them. I think it's time to hang up your thongs and leave them for the beaches of South Beach and Wahkiki. The perma-wedgie is now a staple in American culture and there's nothing we can do. It used to be a huge turn-on when a woman would tell me she's wearing a thong or if I caught a glimpse of the whale tail coming from the back of her jeans. Now she might as well tell me she's wearing shoes. Its still sexy to see them on the floor. G-strings Oh yes. The stripper uniform. The butt floss. The eye patch. The new fad that I think is gonna take off in 2007 (yes, you heard it here first). What is not to love about the g-string? It barely covers whats important and there's no panty line at all. I'm a big fan of panties I can stick in my little change pocket. I see them every so often, but not on a regular basis for two reasons. First, you have to be a certain size to wear these without cutting off your circulation. Second, women like to wear these only on special occations. Starting today, I'm making a push for g-strings to become the new norm. I figure if you have to wear undergarments, you might as well wear as less as possible. Which brings me to.... No drawers (pronounced draughs) Going commando. No panties. Why? Just because. There are few things hotter on Earth than: fire, Southern California, and an attractive woman wearing sweat pants with no panites. I like it. I like it alot and I don't know why. Not to mention... crotchless panties- kinky, impracticle granny panties- practicle, opposite of hot boxers- only when they sleep actual boy underwear- weird brazilian cut- I'm not sure what those are. I think its a bikini. satin animal print- no. just don't. anything with ties- not for the daytime edible undies- not as great as they sound What are your favorites? Comment below.