Slutty is...

There are two types of girls in this world. There are girls who are "slutty", and girls who want to feel "slutty". Being "slutty" is not a bad thing. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex or having lots of it. Sex is a part of life. As long as no one gets hurt in the process, its ok. Using sex to draw attention away from someone to hurt them or to make someone jealous or to cheat on a loved one is wrong. It makes you an actual slut and an overall bad person. Being "slutty" does not make you a slut. I'm not making alot of sense right now, but let me explain... "Slutty" girls are just girls who are open with their sexuality. They are comfortable with themselves and their bodies and enjoy sharing both with other people. They don't necessarily have sex with multiple partners, or even have sex at all, but they may if they choose to. They enjoy having sexual-type fun and/or activities such as meaningless sexual favors and public sex acts, down to random makeout sessions and harmless groping. There is nothing wrong with that, just don't use alcohol as a crutch. We are made to think that is wrong by extra-religious types and girls who are jealous of the lack of attention. I feel if you want to do something like that, go for it. Do whatever makes you happy. If you know a "slutty" girl, don't give her shit for it. She's enjoying her life and you should too. And really its all about honesty. These girls are being upfront with who they are and how they have fun. Oh, and I'm not saying go out and be slutty. I'm just saying it's ok to do so. Almost every girl who looks down on or just plain isn't a "slutty" girl, wants to feel like one from time to time. They want the really hot guy to grab her ass once in a while. They want to do really kinky things with their b/f, as long as no one knows. They look down on free-spirited girls, but fantasize on actually being free-spirited. Take for instance the typical 'A' student or business executive who likes to get drunk and make out with other girls or dress up naughty for Halloween. Or the woman who's been with her man for three years and likes an occasional facial or road head. Or just the girl next door who likes her boyfriend to put it in her ass every now and then. For that brief second, they feel completely "slutty" and get off on it. Then become ashamed and are afraid to let anyone know. They like to have a grand total of guys taking up more than one (sometimes two) hands, but they cut the number in half for anyone who asks. Which is fine, but don't belittle the next girl for being honest. If more people were honest and didn't care about other's opinions, this world would be a happier place. Kinda like Canada, but without saying "eh!" all the time. Of course there is an exception to every social assessment. There are a small percentage of girls who think anything sexual with anyone who you are not in a long term commitment with is bad. If that makes them happy, I'm all for that too. As long as you don't project your made-up values on others, live your life. I guess the main bullet point here is: Sex is a part of life. You need it to breed. It builds self-esteem. It's fun. It keeps a party from being boring. It's good exercise. Feeling sexy will put a little pep in yo' step. There is nothing on earth (except for heroin, I'm told) that can duplicate an orgasm. And home-made orgasms will get you through, but they're just not the same as someone(s) giving you one. November 2nd edit: Halloween proves my point about how every girl, deep down inside, wants to feel slutty sometimes.

How to have a somewhat popular MySpace page

First, for the ladies.... The first thing a girl needs to have a popular MySpace page is a playful nickname. Like "something girl" or "Miss something", or reference alcohol in some way like, "Miss whiskey girl". That will make people curious about you. Combine that with a profile picture that is a professional model shot or a party pic. The Model Shot will make people want to see more of you and The Party Pic (preferably with some friends) will lead people to think you're a party girl. Either way is both fun and harmless. Plus, the Model pic will make you more attractive even if you're not. You really shouldn't care either way though. While we're talking about pictures, you need a few obligitory pictures. The Model shot and the Party pic I already mentioned. You need a Drunk Pic to show how much fun you are. This is different from the Party pic because the Drunk pic is something you wouldn't want your parents to see. You have to be either holding a beer or doing a shot of some kind with a caption saying something like, "My (insert number here) drink/shot of the night" or "Can you tell I'm drunk" or something girly like that. That will keep people coming back in hopes of updated Drunk pics. And besides, drunk pictures are always fun. You need The BFF (best friends forever/best fucking friend) pic. Every girl has that type of friend. If you don't, it's because she just slept with your boyfriend. This shows that you're not a loner or that you have at least one hot friend. Hot friends are very important to have a popular page, but I'll explain that later. The Mirror Pic is a favorite. Every girl has a picture of themself taking a picture of themself in a mirror. Usually with a camera phone or something. Not very creative, but it gets the job done. Finally the most important picture, the Slutty pic. Not slutty-bad, but slutty-hot (yes, those are two completely different things). The Slutty Pic(s) have to show either some sort of cleavage (doesn't matter how big, guys love them all) and/or your ass poking out. Your ass can be in tight jeans, sweatpants, shorts, or a dress. It really doesn't matter. Although when its poking out, you get bonus points for turning your head and looking at the camera. The more slutty pics, the better, but try to limit to 3. Don't know why, just sounds like a good number. I'd advise against any naked or sexual pics unless you wanna attract alot of weird people. But feel free to email them to me, you know, because I'm not weird or anything. Next you need at least one blog telling a little about your last night out. Can't tell it all though. At the end, say something like, "You had to be there to know ALL the fun." Accompany that with a customized background of something girly. Probably some pink, purple, or some sort of pastel color. Something cute that other girls will comment on. Your interests and the about me section aren't important because no one really reads them. A survey is really cliche, unless its that new naughty survey I'm starting to see more of. But if your answers are hot, thats always a plus. The most crucial thing you have to do is have hot friends. In your top eight, you need at least 4, but as many as all 8, hot/really hot friends. Then people will not only view your page, but also go through you to see them, and vice versa. You may wanna stick one mildly attractive girl in there to keep it real. You gotta keep it real. If they're all cute, people won't think they're your actual friends. We'd all like to think you all party together every so often. Plus, if you're not gonna give us the time of day, your friend might. Now for the guys.... Have hot girls on your friends list! That's all.

My Annual Super Bowl Livejournal

**2007 Side note: This was on my MySpace blog last year, so I decided to import it here and give it it's original date.** Since I had to work during the big game, I figured I would make good use of my time and write down my thoughts as I watch it. So now I will turn on the game.... 3:15 John Madden is really letting himself go. 3:30 I hate pre-game gimmicks. The last 40 MVPs was an ok idea, untill all but 10 were booed for no reason. And who the hell is Dr. Jon? And why is he playing piano beside a has-been like Aaron Neville? 3:45 Brown and Bubbly? Who let Bobby and Whitney in the Super Bowl? 4:15 Amber beer makes girls play tackle football. Good to know. Early front runner for favorite commercial. 4:30 Steelers miss the endzone for the first time. 4:33 Another flag on the play. This game is starting out with more flags than the color guard. 4:35 Steelers may score, but first a word from our sponsers. 4:36 GoDaddy.com needs a new ad campaign. The Posiedon remake just may suck. Think the budget of Titanic and the creativity of a Will Ferrell movie. 4:40 Big Ben scores the first TD. Betters in Vegas win big on the 14:1 odds for that bet. I miss out on the 100:1 odds for no TDs. 4:50 Seattle collectively enhales, TD catch is no good, Seattle collectively has a stroke. 4:55 Halftime. What else is on? News, sitcom reruns, and the movie Road Trip. These networks obviously know what they're up against. 5:10 How crazy would it be if Mick Jagger had a heart attack on live, national television? And how cool is it to be paid to jump around and pretend that the Rolling Stones are still cool? I mean, c'mon, those fans are still listening to their iPods during the concert. And someone tell Mick that belly shirts are for slutty pop stars......wait, nevermind. George Bush is somewhere thinking, "If more old people were rock stars, my Social Security plan may actually work. I gotta tell Dick this." Personally, I miss Janet's titty. 5:20 ABC continues to whore out their own shows. Some obese chick got conned for something appearantly. More details at 11. 5:25 Its good to see Michael Irvin at halftime. Even though he got dicked in the Hall Of Fame voting this week. And I guess someone will be going to DisneyWorld? 5:30 I would definitely fuck Michelle Tafoya before Suzy Kolber. 75 yard TD run for the Steelers while the league MVP sits on his hands. MVP? He's not even the best on his own team. He's the football version of Kobe Bryant two years ago, minus the rape anyway. 5:40 Dropped pass. Sound familiar? Missed field goal. Deja Vu? 5:45 Why does Fabio have a better ad than Budweiser? New frontrunner for best commercial. 5:50 The bus has no time to pick up kids today, but he still stops every 5 yards for the hell of it. Also, we now know where Hummers come from. Well, besides very generous women. 5:55 Seahawks show a spark with an INT 5:57 Seahawks show a flame with a TD. 6:00 Note to self: Only thing funnier than monkeys are jackasses. Anthony Hopkins has played a cannibal, a Scottish guy, a Black guy (mixed I guess), and now an Indian (the fastest they say). 6:25 Is that a chicken bone? No, that's Seattle choking on pressure. Not a chicken bone. 6:30 This must be the gadget play everyone keeps referring to. 6:33 I officially say the Mastercard/McGyver ad is the Best. Commercial. Ever. What he cannot do, I'll never know. 6:35 Hasselbeck fumbles. They are now printing t-shirts in Pittsburgh. 6:36 Fumble called back, t-shirt production on hold. 6:40 Hasselbeck sacked. T-shirts pumping out at record speeds. 6:45-7:45 Alot of meaningless football. Alot of meaningless commercials. 7:50 I'm calling it. Yes, I'm calling it. Time-Of-Death 7:50:15. MVP- The Terrible Towel. There were shitloads of them. I realized some things during this game: Shaun Alexander won't comeback. He'll blame the loss on the lack of his touches. We all know you're bald Hasselbeck. Lose the hats. Cowher looks pissed even when he wins the Super Bowl. Jerome Bettis is still good, but out of shape. Heinz Ward is a MONSTER! Seattle's O-Line is the real deal. Steelers covered the spread, and them some. My car is safe from being tipped over in the non-riots we are currently having. The lose is offically being blamed on the influx of Steeler fans in Detroit. And most recently by my friends, shitty refs. Sore losers. This was a great game reguardless. In closing, I'm hungry. I'ma go eat now. Any thoughts on the game??