My 2nd Annual Super Bowl LiveJournal

I liked doing this so much last year, I decided to do it again. Super Bowl XLI PST Snack Thoughts 3:00pm Nachos I'm proud of my Black people and all, but enough with the 'first Black coach' thing. Even me and my family are over it already. 3:15 Nachos Already a frontrunner for best commercial: The Chad Johnson Super Bowl Party. Martha Stewart, David Beckham, even Janet Reno came through. Fuck, she's old. 3:18 Nachos Billy Joel. Pretty good. And it's raining. Might as well be in Seattle. That would be sweet. If this becomes a running game, the Colts are doomed. 3:23 Carrots Dan Marino. Last time he was on a Super Bowl field was 1985. This is the closest he'll ever get to the trophy without the NFL Network flipping the bill. 3:29 Carrots and Broccli My voice is hoarse already. Hester is the fucking man! 15 seconds, Chi-town is up by 7. 3:35 Celery Rock Paper Scissors will never be the same. "I chose paper!" "I threw a rock." Rock, Paper, Bud Light 3:40 After a three and out, we see the storied beard comb-over. I think it'll catch on. Beard Comb-over 3:55 Pride: A swimming version of that movie Glory Road. How original. Glad to see Bernie Mac doing something serious though. 4:00 Pistachios Carlos Mencia is NOT funny. At all. Bud Light gets points for somehow still making it funny. Bud Light Immigrants 4:03 Almonds 13 minutes, 3 fumbles. They make gloves for a reason. 4:30 Pistachios The award for the highest paid person not actually on TV during these four hours: Nelly. Two Chevy ads, two different Nelly songs. Good job. Chevy Strip 4:34 Didn't the Bears have a really good defense once. They look really tired. 4:45 William H. Macy has some funny Black jokes. Along with Martin Lawrence, I'd like to hear them too. 4:50 Two quarters, five fumbles. 5:05-5:20 Hot wings Prince! Ha! Best. Halftime Show. Ever! Hey, I'm a fan. I can't believe he did the old stuff. Purple Rain was the shit! 5:39 BBQ Wings E*Trade tells us that our banks are robbing us. I already knew that. Next? Bank Robbery 5:47 Hot Wings Rexy Boy loses 22 yards...by himself. Also, CareerBuilder.com's "Promotion Pit" is the best commercial so far. Mostly because I can relate. Promotion Pit 5:55 Nachos Robert Goulet! Why is it whenever I think of Goulet, I picture Will Ferrel singing a lounge version of "Change The Game" with Jay-Z. Robert Gouleeeeeeet! Oh, and the Super Bowl has been brought to us by Revlon Colorist. The pussification of America continues. Nutty Goulet 6:00 The famous Kevin Federline commercial. Unfortunately it's lost it's luster since it's been all over the internet and CNN the past two weeks. Boo. K-Fed's Front 6:17 Hot Wings Marvin Harrison is out with what could only be described as a Stretch Armstrong-type leg injury. After rubbing some Robitussin on it and walking it off, he's going back in the game. 6:26 Mango I'm calling it: The Colts are gonna win. Jay-Z makes his Super Bowl ad debut. He beats Don Shula at some futuristic version of Madden. Ok? Shula vs. Jay Z 6:39 Mango CareerBuilder.com drops another gem, "Office Survivor". "Take off shirt." Office Survivor 6:54 The huge contest-winning commercial is unvieled. Good, but not impressive. The creator pitched it alot better than it actually came out. I guess they couldn't get the clearance for "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye" by Boyz II Men. I'm pretty sure they could use the money. 6:57 Tears Boo the Colts. Boo. 7:14 More Tears Peyton is MVP....by default. No one really stood out, so they tossed it to the easy answer, the quarterback. Great. Now I have to see even more shameless ads featuring Peyton Manning and his 'laser-rocket arm'. 7:15 Well, the festivities are over. I could care less about anymore Colts garbage. Time for a pirated DVD featuring the yet-to-be-released The Grudge 2. Good night everyone.