Superhero related sex moves

He may be faster than a speeding bullet, but Superman still fucked you. Batman has a belt full of 'tools' and his own teenage gimp (boy wonder). Spiderman shoots web everywhere, just not in your eyes or hair. Almost every superhero has their go-to movie in bed, here's what they are... The Superman As she is lying on her back and you are fucking her from your knees, balance yourself on her knees and thrust your arms forward as if you were flying. The Batman Tie a woman up. You and your boy (wonder) have your way with her. Then right after you finish, vanish into the night and leave her tied up so she can be found by the proper authorities. Then have your way with your boy. The Spiderman Right before you finish from a girl blowing you, pull out and cum in your hand, then fling it at her while yelling "I'm Spiderman!". The Green Lantern This is when you have sex with a married woman, then afterward you take her wedding ring, leaving her powerless. The Fantastic Four This is when you first get a (1)handjob, (2)blowjob, then (3)vaginal sex, then (4)anal sex, resulting in a facial given to a Jessica Alba movie poster. The Human Torch Having unprotected sex with a girl, knowing you have gonorrhea. Flame on! The Incredible Hulk Start out the day before, eating tons of fish and celery to stock pile your load. The day of, pound a non-lethal amount of green food coloring for the green effect. When you finally cum, unleash a pint of your green future high-school dropouts all over the girl while yelling, "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!" The Punisher A vigorous anal pounding. The Thor Pretty much the same as a Donkey Punch. Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then hitting her with a hammer (or any blunt object) in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up. The Wolverine Just as she cums, leave deep scratches her back. Finish, then lean back and laugh while smoking a cigar. The Cyclops This is when you cum in a girl's eye, leaving her with just one to see out of. The Jean Grey This is when a woman has sex with you, tells you she loves you, then she kills you. Also known as the Praying Mantis. The Beast First off, you have to dye your pubes blue. Say you're trying something kinky. After you have sex and your partner is asleep, masturbate on her face, then shave your pubes and sprinkle them all over. When she wakes up, she'll look like Beast from X-Men.