Hello, as a Canadian citezen i think that you shou...

2007-01-04T15:17:00.000-08:00

Hello, as a Canadian citezen i think that you should update your website on the Canadian "Sleeper Cell" theory. First you can drop the Americans running away from fighting a war by running to Canada, just to take up arms again and fight Americans. It doesn't make enough sense sorry to say.

I do have to say though that it is a little out of date in the fact that you havn't mentioned Bush Jr. anywhere. Roughly 98% of Canadians hate George dublya Bush. So a joint attack of all the sleeper cells and private militias would be more imminent than ever. The Canadian military is actually trained for anti-american combat, in league with the Hell's Angels, the AC, and the three major Canadian mafias (which would most likely get backing from the Russian and italian mafias, because we tell them they have really cool accents and sell them maple syrup). As for the Canadian women giving birth to anarchists? We wouldn't do that, anarchy takes too much effort, we are a bit too relaxed until it comes to times of ass kicking, think to the soldier ratios of Canada and the US, we send in considerably less but always get remembered for kicking more ass, because we don't need as many, but back to the women. Since we lack the enthusiasm for anarchy, we have a constitutional monarchy, where nobody does anything except argue about petty things and swear at eachother. Our women are already giving birth to these little constititional monarchists and are even now invading your political structure with our lazy anti war politicians that for some reason argue really well, making for strange desicions and laws that make no sense, such as gun registry, which never did work, but it pissed off farmers. Oh i am sure there are many other Canadian plots to overthrow America that are based out of Canada, but i am too lazy to tell you all of them right now. All i can tell you is that with a hockey stick i can shoot a puck at roughly 328 m/s, that's meters per second, ah! you left out the devilish metric system didn't you? Yes, we speak our numbers of measurement in code so Americans have a hard time understanding us, but it is time for my joint and nap now. Have a pleasant existence.

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Hello, as a Canadian citezen i think that you shou...